princessmarshmallow:

katethechopstick:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming versethat what I wear puts swagger in my gait;though twenty shillings have I in my purse,my self-esteem and manhood both inflatewhen lofty furs I purchase for a cent.Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, thoughthey smell a trifle musty. Still, I spentmuch less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.These dusty shelves will yield their hidden lootto those, like me, more frugal in their looks.Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores. - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

Reblogging for the iambic pentameter

IT’S NOT JUST IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER
IT’S IN RHYMING IAMBIC PENTAMETER

katethechopstick:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

Reblogging for the iambic pentameter

IT’S NOT JUST IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER

IT’S IN RHYMING IAMBIC PENTAMETER

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Reblog if you’ll always be a part of the Harry Potter family.

themadhatter-steacup:

dumbledorred:

imperioweasley:

“It’s rather like the Mafia I guess. Once you’re in, you never get out.”

—Daniel Radcliffe

did daniel radcliffe just compare the fandom to the Mafia

O like tumblr

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Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.

the-sofa:

shesingstheworldgoodbye:

awindowtothewest:

the-queen-of-anchors:

HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.

If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES

you better reblog this.

reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .

REBLOG. MEOW.

(( REBLOG IF YOU FUCKING WANT TO BECAUSE NO ONE CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO FUCKING PUT ON YOUR BLOG ))

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secretlymartinfreeman:

that-darn-hyena:

skully-pens:

cosmicremix:

tordles:

thingsthatsuckass:

marcovicci:

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg

so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING

I feel particularly close to this one:

THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~

jackiemakescomics:

silvermender:

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

negacrow:

nightmareloki:

newvagabond:

Omfg.

OH MY GOD

Well, that was unexpected.

Funny AND I can justify putting it on my pr0n blog! Hurrah!

OHMYGOD

Everything will now be rated on a scale of “CW Hotness.”

(Source: wanderingcynic)

themasterslover:

detectivejackharkness:

detectivejackharkness:

unitedkingdom-orgy:

detectivejackharkness:

_{_woopsie..}

I do believe that this is the single greatest John Barrowman related post that exists in all of the tumblr-verse

casually brings this back

can be seen from space.now i’m thinking of the Doctor inside the TARDIS looking down and seeing john barrowman aka jack harkness for him.and being all like “is he wearing high heels?”

PS why do high heels look better on him than on me? gosh!

olgg:

kittyrawh:

thefreshprinceofbelgravia:

moriartea:

a-study-in-stink:

sakibatch:

vendemiaires:

adele wins an oscar

a distance scream is heard

she’s not even an actress leo cries

he doesnt mean it screams benedict cumberbatch

‘I’m so sorry’, adds Tom Hiddleston

fuck you i won a bafta yells martin freeman

I’m Iron Man shouts Robert Downy Jr,

I’m Robert Downey Jr. shouts Tony Stark

AND I’M JAVERT. DO NOT FORGET MY NAME sings Russell Crowe.